
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINdamn it fin fin
Shaun of the Dead (2003), Hot Fuzz (2007), The World’s End (2013) [x,x,x]
I’m so happy someone already made this photoset
Col. Chris Hadfield: “Safely home - back on Earth, happily readapting to the heavy pull of gravity. Wonderful to smell and feel Spring.”
Read about Canadian Space Agency astronaut Chris Hadfield’s return to Earth following historic five-month mission here: http://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/media/news_releases/2013/0513.asp
Photo credits: Mikhail Metzel/AFP/Getty Images/Guardian/space-pics/NASA
I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO
THIS WILL NOT DO
I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.
Every time I see this on my dash I smile.
Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.
baking is manly as hell
bro is this youTHIS IS AMAZING
OH MY GOD
But Hasbro, are you fucking with us?
Since season 1, everyone had been wanting some sort of spin-off. The MLP:FiM Universe is just so great, there are so many characters that just beg to be developed, so many unresolved story arcs, so much potential in this brand-new Universe that made G4’s success.
But no, instead, we get a fucking spin-off about Twilight “everything is about me” Sparkle going to a goddamn High School to become a human and have some whacky High School popularity contest or some shit while also having to adjust to being a human because she can’t into human she is pony oh god how do I hands lel so funny
I really want to give it a chance, but so far, looking at it, all I see is mediocrity. The designs are entirely unappealing, and the only thing that can make any of us connect with them in any way is the fact that they resemble characters we know and love. Someone with no knowledge of the original show would look at these designs and see nothing interesting, apart from the fact that the skin colors are not only nonsensical, but also don’t even work on a visual level.
The scenario looks like yet another excuse to send Twilight Sparkle - who by the way, has got this very annoying tendency to make everything about her, see Season 2 finale & Season 3 finale - to the most typical and annoying setting in children’s television: Highschool. Good old Highschool, with your friends, a crush, teachers, popularity contests, bullies, etc. Done over and over again, each time less interesting than the one before.
Oh, yeah, but it’s also about Twilight having to adjust to that. Well, cocka-doodle-fucking-doo, now that’s exciting, fish out of its bowl story. Great, we get to see Twilight being so awkward with her new human body, that’s completely unseen, too. Also, she gets a love interest. Let’s just introduce yet another character that makes everything revolve around Twilight without ever being foreshadowed. I mean, it’s not like we’ve already given her a royal guard brother that marries an alicorn Princess without ever talking about it before in just one episode, right?
Also, Spike is a dog. Spike is a fucking dog. The most well-developed male character in the show, the second character to have ever been introduced to us in the first episode, becomes a goddamn dog. Yeah, I can see the parallel, “but he’s a dragon and dragons aren’t the same specie as ponies”, yeah, except dragons are sentient. Or wait, maybe he’ll be a talking dog, wonderful.
Pft, it’s not even funny to criticize this, and I just feel like I’m being a pessimistic asshole rambling about something that isn’t even out yet. I just really wish that the first official MLP:FiM movie wasn’t a representation of everything I dislike about the show.
I am officially butthurt.
This is a sin. This is a true sin.
If we were to stone whoever is responsible for this, Jesus would be there to cast the first stone.
This is all kinds of evil.